So, did you read the latest New York Times article about Senator Klobuchar’s Leona Helmsleyish treatment of her staffers? Holy arugula! A staffer forgot to bring her a fork with her salad once, so Klobuchar reached down into her yucky purse, pulled out her comb (yes, comb), and started eating her salad with it. And then she ordered the staffer to go clean the comb.
What an amazing life hack. I might pin it. Except, it’s also sooo disgusting. The only way I would ever eat food with one of my combs is if the food is chocolate cake.