1. Pole dance at the Super Bowl.

2. Cut their hair short.

3. Wear their hair long.

4. Play a romantic lead in a movie.

5. Be in a commercial that’s not about botox, cancer treatment, or diabetes.

6. Attend outdoor music festivals.

7. Finally stop wearing heels.

8. Be too fat.

9. Be too skinny.

10. Age.

Finally, my outfit can match my sofa pillows. Thank you, Talbots.